the Front Range
that separates the Golden Child
the house has been on
Mr W. has been great about laundry
And the dishes have been getting
mostly because for whatever reason
pots and pans are set aside
for what I am guessing
magical kitchen elves to come
at night and do them--
or for a tired Momza
BUT, the kids' bathroom
turned into a WaterPark/Beach Blanket Bingo
while I was gone,
and there are no less than 220 nekkid Barbies
filling the two sinks and bathtub!
Momza: Joseph, go brush your teeth before school.
Joseph: I can't. Ari's Barbies are all over the bathroom; in my sink!
Momza: Bee, go up and get all your Barbies outta the bathroom, so Joseph can brush his teeth. Now.
Ari, immediate whinage ensues: "Aww. You don't respect me. You respect Joe more than me!
Ari: You treat me like a servant!
Momza, trying not to laugh: Now.
*Note to self: Show more respect to Ari.