We're Weird.

We're not your average LDS family.
There.
I said it.
We're not.

With parents for converts to the church,
my kids are perhaps a little bit,
just eensy weensy bit,
warped.

Because I was raised by wolves
and Mr W raised by Norwegians--
well, we all have our crosses to bear, right?

On the one hand,
we can say without a doubt,
that individually, we both Chose
the Gospel...
we want to be where we are.

On the other hand,
there are things about the LDS culture
that blows our minds sometimes--
and, in true confession-style here,
we have fun with some of it.

There are sayings that are thoroughly saturated
within LDS family homes
which we put our own little nutball twist on--

"Love is Spoken Here"
=
"Loathe Is Spoken Here"


"Remember Who You Are"
=
"Remember Who You Are And Don't Be That Person"


"Return With Honor"
=
"Return With All Your Personal Effects
N' Lock the Door When You Come Home"


There. I said it.
We're weird.