My name is
and I'm a huge fan!
Can we do lunch sometime--
in New York
at your favorite restaurant
and will you gab my ears off?
You seem like a really naturally fascinating woman
and while I am not all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips,
I think we'd get along really swell.
I clean up pretty good,
and I do have some
interesting stories that I'd love to share over
my Zumba classes--say, do you Zumba?
It is so stinkin' fun!
I think I could hold my own in the gab department too,
this isn't about ME,
it's all about you, you, you.
I've heard New York is beautiful in the Fall.
Eagerly awaiting your call,
Your Number One Fan in Colorado!
*In remembrance of Ms. Ephorn, this is a re-post from 2011. Looks like I'll have to wait to get to meet her someday.