You've been invited to
The Grammys--
YES, THE Grammys...
by some wild stroke of luck
in the world of WHO'S WHO
the stars align
and YOU get a
golden ticket to an evening
of star-studded brilliance!
Everyone's going to be there--
legends sitting next to legends,
newbies,
up-and-comers,
all in the same room!
This is the place to
See and Be Seen!
You break open the piggy bank
for the new duds!
A Limo is reserved
for a bazillion bucks an hour!
You call all your friends--
and your Mom--
"Hey! I'm going to the Grammy's!
And I'm sitting upfront! NO kidding!
I'll have a great seat where
I can oogle all of the famous entertainers
in the world!"
You arrive early--
hey, this is not Church!
You're excited to go!
You walk in,
feeling the rush of adrenalin
that can only be described as
pure euphoria--
you're caught up in the
magic of the moment.
You're not in Kansas anymore.
And then,
the Kodak Theater Usher
walks you down to your seat--
and you're sitting right behind
one of today's TOP TOP TOP
entertainers...
there's just one little bitty
teeny weeny
uh thing...
"uhhh, nice hat, Lady Gaga. What'd ya do--lose a bet?"
Seriously! What the heck??!!!
ReplyDeleteHMMMMMMM! I DO NOT GET HER. She is almost an alien. What the heck is she going to tell her grandchildren? "Ya, I invented Weird."
ReplyDeleteAn unsuspecting audience member good easily be impaled on that hat.
ReplyDeleteIt is definitely a lethal weapon.
=)
haaaahahaha That is ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteI did not watch the Grammys but they were showing her sitting there with this hat on a talk show the next morning. She has the craziest outfits. I am sure next year they will ask her what she is wearing before they reserve her seat!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my blog. I love making new friends.
Beautiful family picture at the top of your blog!
LOL Moody!
ReplyDelete@Connie: "Ya, I invented weird!" no kidding. lol
@Sue: It looks like she cannot even turn her head! Talk about suffering for fashion!
@Kacey: I think so too...and yet, it's like a traffic accident I just can't turn away from. I bet her legs and bum were freezing cold--auditoriums are notoriously cold!
@Cherie: You're so welcome! And thanks for coming by!
I'm with you--she dresses outrageously...and looks like she is having a ball.