Excuse Me, Nora Ephron--Can I Have Your Attention?

Dear Ms. Ephron,
I just read your book, "I Feel Bad About My Neck"
and I just wanted you to know that before I read this,
I never even noticed my neck,
that's right--
I took my neck for granted!--
but now that I've read it,
it's all I can do to NOT 
look at my neck.






Dear Ms. Nora Ephron,
I just love your book,
"I Feel Bad About My Neck".
As a woman who is closer to fifty
than forty,
I'm right there with ya sister,.


Hello, Ms. Ephron, can I call you Nora?
Are you currently needing a new friend?
How about a Momza to seven yahoos 
who lives in the beautiful Rocky Mountains of Colorado?
Yes OR No
Circle One.


Hey Girlfriend!
Are you busy this next week?
Let's do lunch!
Do you like Olive Garden's bread sticks?




Hello There!
My name is Momza,Dawn,
and I'm a huge fan!
Can we do lunch sometime--
in New York
at your favorite restaurant
and will you gab my ears off?
You seem like a really naturally fascinating woman
and while I am not all-that-and-a-bag-of-chips,
I think we'd get along really swell.
Whaddya say??

I clean up pretty good,
and I do have some wildly, mildly
interesting stories that I'd love to share over
lunch....
my yahoos,
my folks,
my Zumba classes--say, do you Zumba?
It is so stinkin' fun!
I think I could hold my own in the gab department too,
but hey,
this isn't about ME,
it's all about you, you, you.
I've heard New York is beautiful in the Fall.
Eagerly awaiting your call,
Sincerely,
Your Number One Fan in Colorado!

Hmmmm.......too much?

*In remembrance of Ms. Ephorn, this is a re-post from 2011. Looks like I'll have to wait to get to meet her someday.