Open Letters to My People

SO I came across a FILE

with pics I hadn't seen...

which inspired these notes:

Dear Nana, Jennah, and Daisie:

What is this?

Why are you trying to look like escapees from a mental ward?

Dear Dani:

Did you notice Boofus' bunny ears?

And did you know you could bribe me of nearly everything I own,

just to hold the Ninja Baby?

Please bring him to see Granma this weekend.

I need my "ninja fix".

Dear Nana & Daisie:

You say you're sick of people comparing you?

I don't see it.

Dear Tisha:

Thanks for hanging out with the 14 yo

to help her organize her "accessories"...

you totally work the "Spice Girls" thing.

"Guhl Powah."

Dear Dean:

I love you.

Can't wait to see you this weekend.

You don't even have to drive.

I got it.

Dear David Scott and Tisha:

Please move to Colorado.

We miss you.

Enormously.

Dear Dara:

This is why you are not ready to date.

This, and the fact that you are not 16 yet.

But, I promise to whip this pic out

on your first date.

Dear Boofus:

Using your Lego hook to retrieve garlic bread

is something I hope you sell to the Olive Garden someday.

But for right now, at home,

you can just use your fingers.

Dear Caboose:
Please stop growing.

I don't want you to grow up and move away.

I'll miss your angel kisses too too much!

Stay little forever.

That's an order.

Dear Mr Wonderful:

Can you make it Summer yet?

I know there's four inches of snow in the yard,

but one word from you,

and it'd be gone.

I'm pretty sure of it.

Take me hiking

before I get old.

My bahooey and I thank you.

Oh,

you make my world better.

Love,

Momza

p.s. Dear Mr. Idaho:

You are entirely too proper

for our Hee Haw Gang,

I couldn't find a single pic of

you being silly.

Are you ever silly?