It's a Barbie World

The winter months in Colorado

can mean the yahoos have to be

creative....

and being the "A+++ Mom"

that the Caboose has named me,

I encourage them to use

their imagination.

In that realm,

I present to you:

Hawaii In the Bathroom

by The Caboose.

Of course,

we must take our pc's and cellphones with us.

But we keep them in the "changing area"--

next to the right sink,

next to the Ducky handsoap pump

and the beaded thingy with the chandelier.

And for propriety's sake,

the mouthwash will always wear an apron,

especially when the toilet

and the baby cradle are near

the toothbrushes.

Go! Gonzaga Bulldogs!,

Idaho spuds!

and

the USA!!

Apparently,

there will be food

cooked on the beach though.

Mrs. Potts will see to it.

Because Barbie,

well you can see

she has a broken leg

and Kent is getting a tan.

[shaking head]

this just says so much.